1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:00,700    -                             2 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:00,734    - Pr                          3 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:00,767    - Prev                        4 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:00,800    - Previo                      5 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:00,834    - Previous                    6 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:00,967    - Previously                  7 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:01,001    - Previously                     on                            8 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,034    - Previously                     on "                          9 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:01,067    - Previously                     on "Re                        10 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:01,101    - Previously                     on "Regi                      11 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:01,134    - Previously                     on "Regina                    12 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:01,167    - Previously                     on "Reginald                  13 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:01,201    - Previously                     on "Reginald t                14 00:00:01,201 --> 00:00:01,234    - Previously                     on "Reginald the              15 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:01,267    - Previously                     on "Reginald the V            16 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:01,301    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vam          17 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:01,334    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampi        18 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:01,368    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire      19 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:01,401    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire".    20 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:02,435    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire"...  21 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:03,536  Don't you think it's about time 22 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:04,771  for you to sit on your throne?  23 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:06,072    - Look, I'll do it.           24 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,008    - I ran away from a church     that worshipped angels.         25 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,609   - This is perfection.          26 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:12,278   - What did I tell you           about being a pompous asshole?  27 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:13,847   - Let's take it slow.          28 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:18,151   - Top of the morning!            - Have you guys met?           29 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:19,419    [electric zapping]            30 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,122  - I needed time,                   but I didn't get it.          31 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:23,390   Can't we be friends?           32 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:24,591  - I've been having these          weird dreams.                  33 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,827    - You are a mistake           that requires correction.        34 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,529   - [screaming]                  35 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:30,430 [gasping]                        36 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,365 [exhales deeply]                   What the f--                   37 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,401   [tense music]                  38 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:35,835  - Something terrible is coming. 39 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,370    - It's just a dream, okay?    40 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,539 A subconscious rendering           of everyday worries.           41 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,007  - Or something terrible            is coming.                    42 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:42,642    I was burned alive.           43 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,711  - Okay, Reggie, it's your first  vampire Council meeting, okay?  44 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,013    You're bound to be              a little bit nervous.          45 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:48,848  - Burned alive                  46 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:51,584   by a CEO, a nun, and my dad.   47 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:53,420   And none of them walk             into a bar.                   48 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,056    [breathing shakily]              This isn't nerves.            49 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,191  It's a premonition, a bad one.  50 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,392   - Okay, okay.                  51 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,194 Let's say                        that you're right, okay,         52 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,696  and something terrible             is coming.                    53 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:04,697    Like what?                    54 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,366  - I don't know.                 55 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,368 But it's heading                   in my direction, I can tell.   56 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:09,402    ♪ ♪                           57 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,739  [meat sizzling]                 58 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,544  [brakes creak]                  59 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,680    [engine shuts off]            60 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,685 - Angela Hibbert?                 - Yeah.                         61 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,954  [can clatters]                  62 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,590   Listen to me.                  63 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,158  [disembodied whispering]         Listen, listen, listen.         64 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,127    Why don't you stay a while?   65 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:37,697   [soft dramatic music]          66 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:40,066    ♪ ♪                           67 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,935  [sighs]                         68 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,938    ♪ ♪                           69 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,739  [sighs]                         70 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,043    I miss nice things.           71 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,544    [suspenseful music]           72 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,346  Drink?                          73 00:01:53,446 --> 00:02:00,587    ♪ ♪                           74 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,592    - I'm thinking sports coat     and suspenders                  75 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:08,128  for a bit of formality             and then jeans for comfort.   76 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,429 Thoughts?                        77 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:11,998   - No.                          78 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,399 - It's our first                 Council meeting.                 79 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,135 I wanna impress.                    - I made a mistake.           80 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,336    I can't be deacon.            81 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,904   - But for all intents            and purposes                   82 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,306  and ridiculous ceremonial hats, you are.                         83 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:21,908  - Look, Reggie.                 84 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,244   Taking the throne is against    everything I've ever stood for. 85 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,945 I hate politics.                 86 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,780    I hate politicians.           87 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,983  I used to fight                    against the establishment.    88 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,118   - [chuckles] And now              you are the establishment.    89 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,286 - Take that back.                90 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,488    - Dude, if you want             to be Batman,                  91 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,123  you need to be                   Bruce Wayne too, okay?          92 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,858 We have a plan, remember?        93 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,261    Change the vampire species     into something better--         94 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,563   more diverse, more inclusive.  95 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,400   Also, fewer shallow,            vain assholes.                  96 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,603   - But can we?                  97 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:51,838  - Yes.                          98 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,873    And as your newly-appointed     hand,                          99 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,909  I will be right there with you  with my big brain                100 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,777    to help you                    every step of the way.          101 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:01,080   - Yeah, Reggie, you will be.   [laughs]                         102 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,348    And look, with your smarts,   103 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,250    you could not only help me    make the changes,                104 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,652   you could make them yourself.  105 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:06,953   A-and I'll sign off on them.   106 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,922   - No, no, no.                  107 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:12,358   You dethroned                     Logan the Eternally Absent.   108 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,494    This is your chance            to create a new world.          109 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,564    - What if I don't want to?    110 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,666  - I say this with love,         Maurice.                         111 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:22,535    Tough shit.                     This meeting, it's happening.  112 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,038 And from what I remember            about vampire proceedings,    113 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,773  they are boringly predictable,  114 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,808 which means every                  Council member will be there   115 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:32,845    to worship your every move      and do your bidding.           116 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,147   - You think?                   117 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,682   - You're gonna get sworn in,   118 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,150    I'm gonna read the minutes     from the last meeting, useless, 119 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,253   and then we're gonna go over   your agenda for the day.         120 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,688    - I have an agenda?           121 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:46,226   - Dude, vampires love          Robert's Rules of Order.         122 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,461   [soft dramatic music]          123 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,530    ♪ ♪                           124 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,600 So sports jacket, right?         125 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,535    Or--oh, should I do plaid?    126 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:57,470   [dog barking]                  127 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,706   - Got my eyes                     on the prize, Mike.           128 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,874    This dream,                    we're gonna build it together,  129 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,042 going on forever.                130 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,577   Nothing's gonna stop us now!   131 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,212   - [chuckling]                  Okay, ease up, Starship.         132 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,714  It's one thing to be confident, 133 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,515  but it's another thing entirely    to think of the Assessment    134 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,551   as something                     you can pass easily.           135 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,353    - Yeah, but I will,           136 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,556    because you are looking at      the perfect vampire specimen.  137 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,057  - But every Assessment            is different.                  138 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,393   You could be writing essays,   for all we know.                 139 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,228   [loon calls]                   140 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,497   - Well, I've written              over 40 reviews on Amazon.    141 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,898    I got this.                   142 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,100  [tires screech]                 143 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,739    What's up?                    144 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,741   - I need you                    to take this seriously.         145 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,277  Being a vampire is complicated.   Things are uncertain.          146 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,545  We don't know what our world is gonna look like tomorrow,        147 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,047   let alone in a year.           148 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:43,650  And once you're turned,         there's no turning back.         149 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,052 - I get the perks                 of being a human, I do.         150 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:48,054   I just want something            a little, uh,                  151 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,757    you know, perkier.            152 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,325    - [scoffs]                    153 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,260  Beautiful day.                  154 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,928  - Yeah.                            - Sun on your face.           155 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:56,963 You like the sun?                156 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,131    - Yeah, it's nice.            157 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,302  [skin sizzling]                 158 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,703    Oh!                           [retches]                        159 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,871    - [groans]                     - S-stop that!                  160 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,040  Jesus, man, what are you doing? 161 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,142 - I used to love the sun.        162 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,110   Now it's death to me.          163 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,212   - This alabaster skin             doesn't tan anyway.           164 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,480  It's all burn and peel.         165 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,150    - Todd, do not take            this decision lightly.          166 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,320 You're not ready.                167 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,088  - What,                         to be eternally awesome?         168 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,222    Yeah, I am.                   169 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,058    - You think being a vampire     is a costume                   170 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,293  you get to wear                  for a forever of make-believe?  171 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,696   - No.                           No, no, of course not.          172 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:32,598  [somber dramatic music]         173 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,501   I feel weird.                  174 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:36,903   Why do I feel weird?           175 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,238 - Maybe 'cause you kissed           a vampire a few weeks ago.    176 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,573    ♪ ♪                           177 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,442    - Was that a kiss?            178 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,910    Hmm. Weird.                   179 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,379 I, uh, don't remember it         that way.                        180 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,481    ♪ ♪                           181 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,416  - Wh--[scoffs]                  182 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,553   [upbeat music playing softly]  183 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:57,590 - K-nock, k-nock.                184 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,792   - Oh, no, thank you.           185 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:01,928  - I said, knock, knock.         186 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,363    - Uh, okay.                   187 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,397 Who--who's there?                188 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,099 - Iguana.                        189 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,333   - Iguana who?                  190 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:10,169    - Iguana tell you a secret.   191 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,771    [smooching]                      - Can I get you something?    192 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:14,307 A slushy                         or maybe your own table?         193 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,575 - No thanks, hon.                194 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,745    We are just getting             to know one another.           195 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,214  - Uh, which begs the question,    who are you?                   196 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,083 - More fun than a barrel          of chimpanzees.                 197 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:27,854 Oh, you want a go                   at these old bones, Romeo?    198 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,756  Then you better come on           in my kitchen                  199 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,492   'cause it's gonna be           raining outside.                 200 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:33,693    [giggling]                       - I'm so confused.            201 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,128    Is this about the weather?    202 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,930   [tense music]                  203 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,866   Oh, Maurice!                   204 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,168   She's rude and creepy, sure,      but she's just an old lady!   205 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:43,169  - Yeah.                         206 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,203  - Old.                          207 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:45,338  That's no lady.                 208 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,707    ♪ ♪                           209 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:49,776    [fleshy squelching]           210 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,045    [suspenseful music]           211 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,647    ♪ ♪                           212 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,681    - [scoffs]                    213 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:59,218   - Behold, I am Altus.          214 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:03,689 And I bring thee tidings           of disaster and woe.           215 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,191   And some other stuff             that is vital to me,           216 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,693 but not pertinent                  to your desperate situation.   217 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,197  Huzzah!                         218 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:13,966    ♪ ♪                           219 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,335  Huzzah!                         220 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,472    ♪ ♪                           221 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:20,740  Hello?                          222 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:24,777  -                               223 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:24,811  - Wh                            224 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:24,844  - What                          225 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:24,877  - What a                        226 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:24,911  - What are                      227 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:24,944  - What are y                    228 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:24,977  - What are you                  229 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:26,179  - What are you?                 230 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,648    - The worst of all             shape-shifters.                 231 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:29,682 He's an incubus.                 232 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,018 - Altus, at your service.        233 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,387  - Oh, we met years ago             in Chicago.                   234 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,622  You were a cop, a cat,             and Richard Nixon.            235 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:38,057 - My favorite president.         236 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:39,892 They called him "Tricky."        237 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,195   - You stole my wallet          out of my pants.                 238 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,963  - Aw, sorry face emoji.         239 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,364 - Reintroductions aside,         240 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,933  and I really wanna hear            that pants story sometime,    241 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,768 you said you were                   bringing something?           242 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,471  - Tidings of disaster and woe.  243 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,005 - Bingo.                         244 00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:56,242  It is imminent                  that celestial creatures,        245 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:59,111    purveyors of doom,              numbers of which I know not,   246 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,214  shall descend from the heavens. 247 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,516   - Do you mean angels?          248 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,084   - Also bingo.                  249 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:08,488   Harps, halos,                     and full of celestial fire.   250 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,922  - Something terrible is coming! 251 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:11,023   - Reggie, he's lying.          252 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,325    Okay? That's what he does.    253 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,627   - I don't believe in angels.   254 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,462    Not really.                   255 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,297   Angels don't exist, do they?   256 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:21,200  - Uh, they do, but angels never leave the heavenly realm.        257 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,768   Not anymore.                    Why would they?                 258 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,203  - Enchiladas, for one.          259 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,671 I myself have been known         260 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,773  to pass through                   multiple planes of existence   261 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:30,476  for a braised short rib            smothered in queso.           262 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:32,111    - When are they descending?   263 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:33,546   - I know not one thing more.   264 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:37,550   'Twas merely workplace gossip   I happened to hearken,          265 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:41,153 except this is no casual          weekend away for them.          266 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,190   This is cataclysmic for you.   267 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,324   - And you're telling us why?   268 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:48,060 - I seek a girl, 13-ish,         269 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,996    goes by the name of Claire.   270 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,098  Being that you're her friends,  271 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,300  I was hoping you might            introduce us,                  272 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,402    pave the way, so to speak.    273 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:57,603   - Why are you looking             for Claire?                   274 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,739 - With all heaven                  about to break loose,          275 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:00,940    I figure it's time,           276 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,010  given our very personal         connection, if you will,         277 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,778   that we finally meet.          278 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:06,879 - You're her dad!                279 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,881    - Holy shit balls.            280 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:13,753    ♪ ♪                           281 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,421 - Huzzah.                        282 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:18,291  [electricity crackling]          - Uh, ooh, duck, duck!          283 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,559    [fleshy squelching]           284 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,663   - You, hamster! Stop!          285 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:24,797  My dad?                         286 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:31,270    ♪ ♪                           287 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,440  - Are you, uh, all--all right?  288 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,409   - Why wouldn't I be?           [laughs stiffly]                 289 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,544  - Well, an incubus just told us that angels were coming,         290 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,580    and based on your previous      relationship                   291 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,548  with at least the idea of them, 292 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,084  I assume you would have           some thoughts on the subject.  293 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,385  - I was sure--                  294 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:48,788   no, I am sure                   that they don't exist.          295 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,256 Okay? They can't.                296 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,557   - And I'd be inclined          to agree with you                297 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,159    if not for the fact            that a few months ago,          298 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,161  I was 100% sure                  vampires didn't exist,          299 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,264  and I do exist,                 and incubi exist,                300 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,266  proven                             by Altus' shape-shifting--    301 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,269  the old crone, the man,           and then the rodent.           302 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,470    - Mm, don't forget father.    303 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,372 - Yeah, Claire's father.         304 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,707   - Why does that feel             like the most                  305 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,075 impossible thing                  about this day?                 306 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,477   - Because she's never          mentioned a dad.                 307 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:14,213   It's always been her             and her mom.                   308 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:17,383  Except...Claire did say            she thinks                    309 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,485   Anne is being visited             by something in the night.    310 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,054   - Like, an incubus something?  311 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,823 - It could explain the--         312 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,593    - Man, poor Claire.           313 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,762  You know, you spend your whole  life thinking, no father,        314 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,497 only to have one                   suddenly materialize           315 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:32,598  right in front of you?          316 00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,533  Th-that's gotta be disturbing.  317 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,769    - As disturbing as angels?    318 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,104 - [sighs]                        319 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,206    Man, I spent my whole life    320 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,241  telling myself                   that they didn't exist.         321 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,477 You know, that everything           that they taught me           322 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,480    was just a lie manufactured   to manipulate me.                323 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,650   But what if that lie is true?  324 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,184 - Maybe.                         325 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,386   [soft dramatic music]          326 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,887  - Angels exist.                 327 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,456  They're on their way to Akron,   and when they get here,         328 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,859  cataclysm will follow.          329 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,027  Is that right?                  330 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,828   - I mean, my--my dreams were   pretty specific--                331 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,730 - Is that right?                 332 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,998    ♪ ♪                           333 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,433   - Yes, Sarah.                  334 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,434   That's right.                  335 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:13,739    ♪ ♪                           336 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:16,942    Okay, we only have             a few minutes,                  337 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,878  so we really need to talk about  how we're gonna bring this up.  338 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,579 - Bring what up?                 339 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,782  - Angels, chaos, death.         340 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,150  Did we not meet                 the same incubus?                341 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,384   - Reggie, there'll be no talk  342 00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,419 of angels                         at my Council meeting.          343 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,486   Are we clear?                  344 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,889  Reggie, you can't trust Altus.  345 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,558  He's an incubi,                  and incubi are notorious liars. 346 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,660   He's the most notorious liar     of them all.                   347 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,595 Seriously, dude,                    if you bring it up,           348 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,798    my days as deacon are over       before they start.            349 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,901  - Fine!                            Okay, I won't bring it up.    350 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,569  [knock on door]                 351 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,739    [anticipatory music]          352 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,075    ♪ ♪                           353 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,309 Our ride is here.                354 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:53,713    ♪ ♪                           355 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,281  Really?                         356 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,582   - Just do it.                   - Okay.                         357 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,117   Oh, should we pick up donuts?  358 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,852    "New Deacon Brings Donuts"    would be a great headline        359 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,154    for his first ever            Council meeting.                 360 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,355 Maurice?                         361 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,757    [suspenseful music]           362 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,693    - Let's say my dad was away      on business                   363 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:10,096   or in                           the Witness Protection Program  364 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:12,198   or just some guy I never met.  365 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,933 Let's say he was,                you know, human.                 366 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,702   That I'd understand.            But when a shape-shifting demon 367 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,971   is the father                     of your only child,           368 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,639   you tell her.                  369 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,744  - I wanted to tell you           so many times.                  370 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,679  But telling the person             you love most in the world    371 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,481    that their dad's a incubus    372 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,082 isn't the easiest subject          to bring up.                   373 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,752    - Oh, so you didn't tell me   because it was too hard?         374 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,520    - I needed to wait            until you were old enough        375 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,788   to understand what it meant.   376 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,490    - I'm sure dealing              with the news                  377 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,759    that you're half-human has    everything to do with age        378 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,528  and nothing to do with the fact  that you're half-human!         379 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,863  - You're right.                 380 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,765    I kept it a secret.           381 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:49,435   It was my burden, not yours,   but I was wrong.                 382 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,037   Claire, I never meant            to hurt you.                   383 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,340   - What about the guy              that's hurting you?           384 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,909    - What do you mean?           385 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,578    - I hear him, Mom,            386 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,880 when he visits at night.         387 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,748    It's him, isn't it?           - Mm-hmm.                        388 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,683 - You've been sick in bed          all the time.                  389 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,719   It's because of him!             It's because of the horrible   390 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,387  things he does to you!           - No, that's not true--         391 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,589 - Then tell me the truth.        392 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:14,193   [soft dramatic music]          393 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,796   - I will tell you everything    when the time is right.         394 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,998    Until then,                      you just have to trust me.    395 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,599   - No.                          396 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,368   No, he's hurting you.          397 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,669   I know he is.                  And if you won't                 398 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,739   do anything about it,            then I will.                   399 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:27,840 - Claire.                        400 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,810   [door slams]                   401 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,380   [indistinct chatter]           402 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,121   - Oh, great.                   403 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,422   We're online.                  404 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,291   - No one really meets             in person anymore.            405 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,625   [cheers and applause]          406 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:49,929   - [laughs] Thank you.          407 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,032  Oh, your accolades are,          of course, appreciated.         408 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,867  - You?                          409 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,202 both: Us.                        410 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,536  - In the flesh.                 411 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,171   - You better be here            to beg for forgiveness.         412 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,539   - You brought your own gavel?  413 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,007    - We are here to interpret    414 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,377    the previously established     Council rules.                  415 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,213    - And the first rule is...    416 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,081    - No pets.                        [laughter]                   417 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,349  - Cute, LeBron.                 418 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,618 Funny, as always.                419 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,822 As you all know,                    I am the deacon's new hand,   420 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,757  the deacon who will be           sworn in today,                 421 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,559   which brings us to our first      order of business--           422 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,528 - Point of order.                423 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:23,863  We call for the removal         424 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,598    of Maurice                     the Not Yet In Charge.          425 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,166 - [sighs]                           Here we go.                   426 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,267    - For what reason?            427 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,105    - Treason.                     - [laughing] That's ridiculous. 428 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,307    - Was Maurice not in league      with known rebels?            429 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,409    - No, not exactly.            430 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:38,844 - Did he not aid and abet        431 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,880 in the subversion                 of your very own murder         432 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,816   and execution                   of Logan the Great and Powerful 433 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,918    in order to take his place     on the throne?                  434 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,353 - Okay, it's hard                   to argue that one.            435 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,520 Yes, yes.                        436 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,257   - Then it is                   without a hint of regret         437 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,425   that I call for the expulsion  438 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,261  of the traitor                  known as Maurice.                439 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,997  - Stop.                          [crowd gasping]                 440 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,633  While we'd be the first         to admit                         441 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,902  to dusting the previous deacon, 442 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,170   I would like to cite            the ascensions                  443 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,740   of Nadja the Bitter,              Yusef the Sniffler,           444 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,041  and Jet the Superfine,          445 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,510 all of whom took                    their predecessor's throne    446 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,045 by deadly force.                 447 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,314    - Is there a point             to this history lesson?         448 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,149   - Why, yes, there is.          449 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,051  It's precedent,                 450 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,921  precedent that this counseling    body duly recognizes,          451 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,857 which I know for a fact,         because I read the rules.        452 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,160   The relevant passage appeared   on page 5,210.                  453 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,228   It's a very big book.          454 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,530  [gavel knocks]                   - Precedent introduced          455 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,831   and duly recognized.           456 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,500  - Right.                           [indistinct chatter]          457 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,569    - Release the hat.            458 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,239  - Oh, God, not the hat.         459 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,242  [dramatic music]                460 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,243    ♪ ♪                           461 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,513 - [clears throat]                462 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,382  Do you, Maurice Miller           of Akron, Ohio,                 463 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,951   agree to sit upon the throne   464 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,086   of the Deacon                    of Americas North and South?   465 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:57,022 If you do, please affirm            by saying, "I do."            466 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,390 - Whatever. I do.                467 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,260  - Dude, you can't just            "whatever" the throne, okay?   468 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,194 A little louder, please?         469 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,262  - I do.                         470 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,397   [cheers and applause]          471 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:07,399   - Congratulations. You're in.  472 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,869    - All hail Maurice,              the Once and Future ------.   473 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,738   - [whispers] Eh, might wanna     work on the nickname,          474 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,306  but, hey, we have an eternity.  475 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,507   [indistinct chatter, applause] 476 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,376  - Get this damn hat off of me.  477 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:19,445  -                               478 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:19,478  - Ou                            479 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:19,511  - Our                           480 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:19,545  - Our fi                        481 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:19,578  - Our firs                      482 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:19,611  - Our first                     483 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:19,645  - Our first or                  484 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:19,678  - Our first orde                485 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:19,712  - Our first order               486 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:19,745  - Our first order of            487 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:19,778  - Our first order of b          488 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:19,812  - Our first order of bus        489 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:19,845  - Our first order of busin      490 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:19,878  - Our first order of busines    491 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,247  - Our first order of business,  492 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,317  I have news of great importance 493 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,886   regarding a potential threat    to each and every one--         494 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,288   - No.                          495 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,423 Don't you do it.                 496 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,327   - Or, and of equally           great importance,                497 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,764  is our decision                 to expand the definition         498 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,532 of what it means                 to be a vampire.                 499 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,135    - [chuckles softly]              Oh, thank you, yes.           500 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,206   But after thousands of years,   I think we've sorted that out.  501 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,008  - Then why does                   every vampire look the same?   502 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,377    Present company excluded--      me, meaning.                   503 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,811 - Because of the agenda.         504 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,646  - The what now?                 505 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,248   - The vampire agenda.          506 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,018   Do you know how hard           we have worked to promote        507 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:04,256   our reputation as beautiful,      smoldering killers?           508 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:08,293  We have spent billions           of dollars positioning assets.  509 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,697  - So vampire public relations?  510 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,999    - A well-oiled PR machine.    511 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,300    [chuckling]                   512 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,636    What, did you think           "Twilight" just happened?        513 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,071    [indistinct chatter]          514 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,840  Did you think Robert Pattinson  was cast by--by a human?         515 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,642 [laughs]                          Please.                         516 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,212    - But the look of a vampire     should not define a vampire.   517 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,782   I learned it's what's inside   them, what's in their s--        518 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,650   - I'm bored.                   519 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,252   Who are we having for lunch?   520 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,553  - Is this what                  every Council meeting is,        521 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,856   just talking                   shallow bullshit while--         522 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,224    while a very real threat...   523 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,459 - Reggie!                         - Hangs over our heads?         524 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,194   - What is your lapdog           talking about?                  525 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,263 - Angels. They're coming.        526 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,799   And from what I hear,            they're not coming in peace.   527 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,401  - Angels? Huh.                  528 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:54,006    And from whom did you hear    this troubling bulletin?         529 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,110 - An incubus named Altus.        530 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,546   [uproarious laughter]          531 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,182    But--but he brings tidings    of destruction and doom.         532 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,983    A-And also,                     I've had these dreams          533 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,118 that make it pretty clear         that--                          534 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,187   [laughter continuing]          535 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,155   Okay, so I've been told that   536 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,825 Altus may not be                 the most reliable source.        537 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,027   - Altus owes me $50.           538 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,931  - He owes everyone $50.         539 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,133   He is a liar and a trickster,  540 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,935   and there is nothing            he enjoys more                  541 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,472 than manipulating                the easily duped.                542 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,442 But please, by all means,           hand to the throne,           543 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,377   tell us of this, uh--[scoffs]  544 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,913    [laughing]                     This coming apocalypse.         545 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,882 [both snickering]                546 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,183  Oh, how droll.                  547 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,752     [laughter]                   548 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,354    Ah, stupid.                   549 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,524    [suspenseful music]           550 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,392    ♪ ♪                           551 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,062    - [yelling] What the ----?    552 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,567    Are you ------- kidding me?   553 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,737   [upbeat music playing softly]  554 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,010    - Aren't you supposed to be    at a big meeting or something?  555 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,412    - Oh, we're, uh, on break.    556 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,884 So...dad.                        557 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,452   Pretty cool dude, am I right?  558 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,955  - I'm still hoping it's a super elaborate practical joke.        559 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:19,825  - Claire, we're talking          about your father here.         560 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,494  If Anne really wanted to create    the illusion of a fake dad,   561 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,929  why wouldn't she shoot           for the stars?                  562 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:27,699  Why not a Hollywood movie star   or, like, a NFL player?         563 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:30,736   Why some crazy story           about an incubus,                564 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,571  no matter how charming             he may be?                    565 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,640   - Good point.                  566 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,441 Maybe it's mind control.         567 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,976    - [laughs]                    568 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:40,112   Incubi don't do that.          569 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:41,713    - Okay, maybe he's             glamouring her.                 570 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,882   - [laughing]                   571 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,651    Incubi don't do glamouring,   572 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,553 except for their ability            to seduce.                    573 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:50,088   And don't get me wrong, they      are masterful at seduction.   574 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,690 - Gross.                         575 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,592  - Your mother chose him          for all things large and small. 576 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,660 [laughs]                         577 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,862 Besides,                          she's a very intelligent woman  578 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,864 more than capable                  of making her own decisions,   579 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,532 especially when it comes         to love.                         580 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,068 - Love? Please, he's been          a deadbeat dad for 13 years,   581 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,803   and now he shows up?           582 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:08,106  - Well, maybe he's been around, and you just didn't know.        583 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,408 That's possible.                 584 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,343   Or they just decided             to keep him a secret.          585 00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,377 - Whose side are you on?         586 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,179 - [sighs]                        I'm just saying,                 587 00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,915   if my absentee father             came into my life,            588 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:18,417  I would try to get to know him. 589 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,719  Wouldn't it be great if           you woke up one Father's Day,  590 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,122  and you went--                    [gasps] I have one of those!   591 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,657    - But he's hurting my mom.    592 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,492    - Nonsense!                    He would never.                 593 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,661    - Okay, how would you know?   594 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,396 - Well...[sighs]                 595 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,799   Listen, kid, I think           if you got to know Altus,        596 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,168   you'd realize                    that he's very kind,           597 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:39,338    not to mention wicked smart     and pretty easy on the eyes.   598 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,073   I don't mean to brag.          - Wait, what do you mean,        599 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,474  you don't mean to brag?         600 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,610 - Uh, slip of the tongue.           What I meant was--            601 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,178  wh-what I'm trying to say is--  602 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,079 - Altus?                          - [laughing nervously]          603 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,347 Who, moi?                        604 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,682  [electricity crackling]         605 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,587    That hurt.                       - I hope so, dick.            606 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:56,622  - Call me Dad.                  607 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:57,856   - You tried to manipulate me.  608 00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,359    - I know. It's like           we're a real family now.         609 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,427    Next stop, therapy.              - Admit it.                   610 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,996    Admit that whatever              you're doing to my mother,    611 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,163 it's hurting her.                612 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,698   - I can't admit that.          613 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,267  It isn't true.                  614 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,535 - [snaps fingers]                   Leave now.                    615 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,638 This is my Slushy Shack,            and I want you out of here.   616 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,340    Stay away from me.             Stay away from my mom.          617 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,808  I never want to see you again.  618 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,677  [electricity crackling]         619 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,045 Get out!                         620 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,747   [soft dramatic music]          621 00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,248    Go!                           622 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,284    ♪ ♪                           623 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,886    [soft upbeat music playing]   624 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,155    - Oh, you're here.            625 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,690    [loud thud]                      - [scoffs]                    626 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:32,557    - I'm okay.                   627 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,759  - Your message sounded urgent.  628 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:34,760 - Yeah, yeah. No, it is.         629 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,961    Um, come this way.            630 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,635    - [chuckles drily]            631 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:45,871   Slushy Shack heading           in a different direction?        632 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,774 - Entrepreneurial seminar         tip number 23,                  633 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,778  ambiance is key                    in creating an experience.    634 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,947   It is the experience             that makes the sale,           635 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,749 not the product.                 636 00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:01,653   - So the better the ambience,   the worse the product?          637 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,355    - [scoffs]                     Don't slam the seminar.         638 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,589    It was very legit.            639 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,458 The hotel they held it in        had two Jacuzzis.                640 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,493    - Proving my point.           641 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,031 A slushy?                        642 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,133 Todd, I--I can't.                643 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,235  There is no sales pitch         on Earth                         644 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,403  that will make me drink         645 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,573   this disgusting blend          of sugar and ice.                646 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,041 - [whispers] It's blood.         647 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,376   [tense music]                  648 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,044 - Blood?                            - Oh, yeah.                   649 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,280   - I--I mean--                  650 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,548  [clears throat]                 651 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,451   - Human, AB negative,          652 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:33,485  your favorite.                  653 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,253 - It's wonderful.                - Score!                         654 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,355    - Ah, man.                    655 00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,856    Chilled perfectly.            656 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:41,293 Bright, metallic,                with a long, long finish.        657 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,794  - I got a guy who works            at the blood bank.            658 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:44,463   It's not a big deal.           659 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,932 - You're still not ready.        660 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,233  - What?                         661 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,301  Mike, come on.                  662 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:50,535 I love slushies.                 663 00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,204  I--I want to drink them         when I'm turned,                 664 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,372 share them with our kind.        665 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:54,806    I even have                     a catchy name for it.          666 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,341    - You're not ready,              and this proves it.           667 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,210    - A blushy.                   668 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,245 A blood-a slushy.                   [chuckles]                    669 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:01,513 A blushy.                        670 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:02,881    I mean, I'm working              on it still, but--            671 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:07,552   - Todd, you still don't know      why or how we feed.           672 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:10,756  The blood doesn't come            in a hand-cut crystal glass.   673 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:15,193  What we do is visceral,         messy, dangerous.                674 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,263    [suspenseful music]           675 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,098    - Show me.                    676 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:23,235    - You're not ready.           677 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:28,140    ♪ ♪                           678 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,276    - The hell I'm not!           679 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,044    [suspenseful music]           680 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,213  Mike, come on.                    - Eh.                          681 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,748    - Just hear me out.           682 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,284    ♪ ♪                           683 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:40,786    - It's 300 calories.          684 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,988     That's 20 minutes             on the Peloton.                 685 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:50,028    ♪ ♪                           686 00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,062   - I should tell them.          687 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,164    They're my friends.           688 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,598   They deserve to know.          689 00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:54,766   - I wish I was taller.         690 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,134    What if I'm stuck like this?  691 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:57,736     What if I'm done growing?    692 00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:01,139    - Mmm. Slushy good.           693 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:05,444    ♪ ♪                           694 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,579  [static buzzing]                695 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:09,314     [distorted voices]           696 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,516  - Hey.                          697 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,484   - What's your sister's name?   698 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,319 - I don't have a sister.         699 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,353  Do you mean my brother?         700 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,721    - Exactly.                    701 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,890    What's his name if you are      who you say you are?           702 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,991  - Levi?                         703 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:21,293 - Okay, good. You're you.        704 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:24,629 - Pretty much every day.            [chuckles]                    705 00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:25,964   Claire, what's wrong?          706 00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,999 - The monster is hurting          my mom.                         707 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,734    I need him to stop,           708 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:32,404  and I need your help to do it.  709 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,806    ♪ ♪                           710 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:38,210  [p                              711 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:38,243  [pou                            712 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:38,276  [pound                          713 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:38,310  [pounds                         714 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:38,343  [pounds ha                      715 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:38,376  [pounds hand                    716 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:38,410  [pounds hand o                  717 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:38,443  [pounds hand on                 718 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:38,477  [pounds hand on ta              719 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:38,510  [pounds hand on tabl            720 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:38,610  [pounds hand on table]          721 00:24:38,610 --> 00:24:38,643  [pounds hand on table]            -                              722 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:38,677  [pounds hand on table]            - Th                           723 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:38,710  [pounds hand on table]            - This                         724 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:38,743  [pounds hand on table]            - This i                       725 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:38,777  [pounds hand on table]            - This is                      726 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:38,810  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ri                   727 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:38,844  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ridi                 728 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:38,877  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ridicu               729 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:38,910  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ridiculo             730 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:38,944  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ridiculous           731 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,145  [pounds hand on table]            - This is ridiculous!          732 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,313   Who has time                      to hear vampire grievances?   733 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:42,314 They're eternal.                 734 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,782   [gavel slams]                  735 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,183  - Your predecessor was            only too happy to hear them,   736 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,686    and he would laugh            in their pathetic faces.         737 00:24:47,786 --> 00:24:49,588   - Compromise.                   How about grievances are heard  738 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:50,856    every other Council meeting   739 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,824   to give parties time              to cool off                   740 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:54,793 and to hopefully                   figure out their own problems  741 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:56,361  so it'll lessen                 the amount of grievances         742 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:57,429  that need to be heard?          743 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,763    - Oh, look!                    [gavel banging]                 744 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,899   Today is every other           Council meeting,                 745 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:04,469  and I have a grievance           with Maurice the Inexperienced  746 00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:06,671    and his poor choice             in advisors.                   747 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,841   This moron has one encounter    with an incubus                 748 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,010 and believes that                 a celestial attack is imminent? 749 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,045    - Do you know what?              I have a grievance!           750 00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:17,415  I resent being called a lapdog,  a pet, and especially a moron!  751 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,352    - Well, you could be called      a sucker or a slug.           752 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:21,920   Will that do?                   - Yeah?                         753 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,288  Your cheekbones are misaligned. 754 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,222    - [gasping]                   755 00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:25,357     - Oh, my.                        - Did he?                    756 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,159  - Gasp.                          - How dare you?                 757 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,194    - Stop it!                    758 00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:32,063    - I will do                    as I damn well please!          759 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:35,834   [tense music]                  760 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,736 - I can't deal with this           asshole for one more minute.   761 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,371  - You can deal                     or you cannot deal.           762 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,539 You're the mother-------          deacon.                         763 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:41,907   Start acting like it.          764 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:43,675  [gavel banging]                  - Stop!                         765 00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:45,143  [gavel bangs once more]         766 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:48,747  [gavel banging intermittently]   - Mother------- deacon.         767 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:51,716   [bones crack]                    [all gasping]                  768 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,184    [loud thud]                   769 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,753   - [chuckles]                   - There.                         770 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:55,787 All better, huh?                 771 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,289   - [laughs nervously]           772 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,823     [soft tense music]           773 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,159  The deacons that came before me 774 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:04,195 ruled under the old laws,         laws which compelled us         775 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,364  to live in the darkness            of our own shadow.            776 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,632   Why?                           777 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:08,934 Why are we still                  such creatures?                 778 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:10,602  Why haven't we evolved?         779 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:14,339  Well, today, the torch           of privilege gets passed to me. 780 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:16,241   And while I hold it,           781 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:20,879  I will fight for all the things we have yet to achieve--         782 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:25,150  compassion, tolerance,            and justice.                   783 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,286     [applause]                   784 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:30,322    ♪ ♪                           785 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,490   - There's my deacon.           786 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,659 [birds chirping]                 787 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,461   - It's okay.                   788 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,863  Mom sleeps like a log.          789 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,772 - I guess                        someone robbed a church.         790 00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,207 - Four churches.                 791 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,343  If we're gonna protect           my mom from this demon,         792 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,477    we'll need crosses.           793 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,579    - Protection spell            to protect her from harm.        794 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:57,215    - Like a restraining order       on my deadbeat incubus dad.   795 00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,084  - We'll create                  an energy field so strong        796 00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:01,553 that Altus won't be able           to touch her,                  797 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,088  I hope.                         798 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,090    Here, salt.                   799 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,158    Scatter it around the edges      of your mom's bed.            800 00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:08,860 I'll set up the mirrors.          - Okay.                         801 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:12,330   - I'm hoping                      these mirrors will reflect    802 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:16,801  Altus's harmful incubus energy   back to wherever he came from.  803 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,503 - And make him disappear?        804 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:21,106    - That's the idea.            805 00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:21,906  - Whoa.                         806 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,142 - Claire. Claire.                807 00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,077  We don't have to do this, okay? 808 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,413 I get it.                        If Altus is your father,         809 00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:30,448  then we could be severing ties  with him forever.                810 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:34,119    - No, I mean, whoa,             what about my incubus energy?  811 00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:37,455    If Altus is my dad,            then I'm half-incubus.          812 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,392   Will I be restrained            from seeing my own mom?         813 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,793   What if I disappear?           814 00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:44,262    - Okay, copy that.            We need to undo this now.        815 00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:46,264 [bones cracking]                 816 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:47,332  - What?                         817 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,933    - [gravelly voice]               Altus the incubus,            818 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,835    father of my child,           819 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:55,306 you are no longer welcome         near my person                  820 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,508    and Claire.                   821 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:58,743    [normally]                     Honey, did you                  822 00:27:58,843 --> 00:27:59,878   really think                     this was gonna work?           823 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,079    [both sigh]                   824 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,113 - Please?                          - No.                          825 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:03,148 - Pretty please?                  - Todd.                         826 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:04,849    - Mike, don't make me pout.   827 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:08,019  I am convincingly cute            when I pout.                   828 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,387  - [sighs] Okay.                 829 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,922   But that doesn't mean            I'm changing my mind.          830 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,358    - Yeah? [laughing]               - Okay, so ideally            831 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:14,926 you want someone                    who looks healthy,            832 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,361 unless of course                 it's a cheat day,                833 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,163   in which case                   you wanna hang around,          834 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:19,564 like, a French restaurant          or something                   835 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:20,965   to capitalize on the richness   of their blood.                 836 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:21,900  - Ah, oui, oui.                 837 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,334   Whoa.                          838 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,736  - Hey.                          839 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,839    Yeah, and you want someone      whose heart rate is elevated.  840 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,607    It'll get the blood            pumping faster.                 841 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,711  - [chuckling] Wait, so joggers  are literally fast food?         842 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:34,145 - This is serious stuff.         843 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:35,613 But yeah.                        844 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,583 Here, hold this.                 845 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:39,584 See you up there.                846 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,820    ♪ ♪                           847 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,655 - [gasps softly]                 848 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,623   Man, that is so cool.          849 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,593    [squelching, Mike panting]    850 00:28:48,693 --> 00:28:51,730  [ominous music]                 851 00:28:51,830 --> 00:28:54,299    ♪ ♪                           852 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,734    Oh.                           853 00:28:55,834 --> 00:29:00,271    ♪ ♪                           854 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,607    I remember.                   855 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:09,514    ♪ ♪                           856 00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,349   - To improve                     the vampire species,           857 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:13,451  we have some initial proposals. 858 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:16,154    I know it'll be very hard,      but I believe                  859 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,522   this is the best way            for us to move forward.         860 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,124   - Oh!                          861 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:20,692  [huffs]                         862 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,327   You bastard.                   863 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:27,599    Now, enough of this            blah, blah, blah, blah.         864 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:31,336  As per the agenda and the rules    by which we abide,            865 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,439 it is time for the event           we have all been waiting for.  866 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:35,540     [applause]                      - Wait, what event?           867 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,708 - I have no idea.                868 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,176   - Reggie, I thought you read    all the books.                  869 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,479 - Not every rule                    is written, nerds.            870 00:29:41,579 --> 00:29:43,481  - It is customary that            at the first Council meeting   871 00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:46,951 of a new deacon--                   yes, even yours, Maurice--    872 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,654  there shall be,                  for our entertainment,          873 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:50,855   an execution!                  874 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,023  - Wait.                           [cheers and applause]          875 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,124  No, no, tell me                 that's not a real thing.         876 00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,926    - It--it might be a thing.    877 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,228 - Oh, it is a thing, yes.        878 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,097    A prisoner has been chosen    879 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,965   and--krrt--condemned           880 00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:03,868 and will be put to death,        as is tradition.                 881 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,537    - Wh-what prisoner?           882 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:09,407 - Bring in the condemned!          [door opens]                   883 00:30:09,507 --> 00:30:11,109   Ooh!                           884 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:14,112   [tense music]                  885 00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:18,550    ♪ ♪                           886 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:19,884   [imitates drum roll]           887 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,519    ♪ ♪                           888 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,521     Et voilà!                    889 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,290  [crowd jeering]                 890 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,025  - Shit?                         891 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,893    all:                             Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!   892 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,228  - Uh...                         893 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,330    all:                             Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!   894 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:34,833  al                              895 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:34,866  all:                            896 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:34,899  all: [                          897 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:34,933  all: [ch                        898 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:34,966  all: [chan                      899 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:34,999  all: [chanti                    900 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:35,033  all: [chanting                  901 00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:35,133  all: [chanting]                 902 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:35,166  all: [chanting]                    Bl                            903 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:35,200  all: [chanting]                    Bloo                          904 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:35,233  all: [chanting]                    Blood!                        905 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:35,266  all: [chanting]                    Blood! B                      906 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:35,300  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blo                    907 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:35,333  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood                  908 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:35,366  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood!                 909 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:35,400  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Bl              910 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:35,433  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Bloo            911 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:35,466  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood!          912 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:35,500  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood! B        913 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:35,533  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood! Blo      914 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:35,567  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood    915 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,701  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!   916 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:38,269 - You really think you've          got the guts                   917 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:39,504    to sever this neck?           918 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,072   Not a chance.                  919 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,340 - Angie, shut up,                920 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,441 or I'll have you gagged.         921 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:45,944    - Ooh, Maurice, you flirt.    922 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:48,213 - Angela has already been          demoted and punished.          923 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:49,414   What are her charges?          924 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,983  - She glamoured a delivery boy  925 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,418  in direct contravention         926 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,988    of a Council order              banning supernatural agency.   927 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:58,056  - I was hungry.                 928 00:30:58,156 --> 00:30:59,824  - She glamoured her human lover 929 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:02,460  to remember everything she had  glamoured her to forget,         930 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,496    a direct threat to us all.    931 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,098   - Okay, well, I was in love.   932 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:10,568    all:                             Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!   933 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:12,036    - We're not really            considering this, are we?        934 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:15,473  - Of course not, but I need you to find a way out of it.         935 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,208 - On it.                          - Boop!                         936 00:31:17,308 --> 00:31:18,376 What if I can't?                 937 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:21,079 - I guess I'll just have         to kill them all.                938 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:22,380    - I'm down with that plan.    939 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,915     all: Blood! Blood! Blood!    940 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,450    - Eh-eh-eh!                    You put that back, you cretin!  941 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,885  It's personal.                  942 00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,019 - Got it.                        943 00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,254   - What is it?                  944 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,023   - A loophole.                      - Hold up.                   945 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,058  [playful music]                 946 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:36,094   - A loophole, bitch.           947 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,730    - Crosses?                       [chuckles]                    948 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:41,032   If you really wanted           to keep your father away,        949 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,001    you could have just             put on a clown mask.           950 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,236 He's terrified of clowns.        951 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,972   - So he really is my father?   952 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:51,042    - Yeah. Well, that doesn't     have to be a bad thing.         953 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:54,178    Maybe you just need              to get to know him.           954 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:55,847  - The few hours I've known him, 955 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,117    he's appeared to me            as a fairy-tale witch,          956 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,586  a hamster, and my best friend,  957 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:05,323 so introductions are not         his strong suit.                 958 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,358   - He gets nervous around you.  959 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,793  He always did.                  960 00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:10,295   - What do you mean "always"?   961 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:13,631  - He's visited in other forms.  962 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:14,966    Remember that sweet old man   963 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,802    who lived next door           for a few months?                964 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:19,604   [soft dramatic music]          965 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:20,772  - The guy who taught me           how to play checkers?          966 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:22,774 - Mm-hmm.                           - [scoffs]                    967 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,511    So how did                      you two get together?          968 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,546  - I was having                  one of these cliché days         969 00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:30,648 where everything                 was going wrong.                 970 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:33,051    To cheer myself up,             I went for lunch in the park.  971 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:35,520  And in the middle of my mundane ham and cheese sandwich,         972 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,689  I just started to cry.          973 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,391  And then this fluffball           of a puppy comes bounding up,  974 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:42,260  licking my tears away.          975 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,361    - So he had a dog?            976 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,696 - He was the dog.                977 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,030   - Oh.                            [both laugh]                   978 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,966   - Now, was I shocked              when he morphed into Altus    979 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,434 and told me what he was?         980 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:50,435   Sure.                          981 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:51,936    Did I care?                   982 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:55,206    No, because to hell            with ham and cheese sandwiches  983 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,474   and cliché bad days.           984 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:59,877    I wanted something             extraordinary.                  985 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:00,945  [sighs]                         986 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,147  We couldn't get enough           of each other.                  987 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:05,350 - And then I came along.         988 00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:07,752  - Yeah.                           But honestly,                  989 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:10,021 we weren't even thinking           about a baby.                  990 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,057   The child of a human            and an incubus?                 991 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,326 It's impossible.                 992 00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,262    - But I wasn't impossible.    993 00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,565  - You should have seen his face when I told him.                 994 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,900  - Was he happy?                 995 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,403 - He was stunned.                [laughs]                         996 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,572 And then he was ecstatic         997 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:32,176   because our love made             a miracle.                    998 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,512   [tender music]                 999 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:37,682  And I want him                    to get to know that miracle.   1000 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:42,020    And it's important              that you get to know him too.  1001 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,489   - I can try...maybe.           1002 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:46,024  - I know he's a strange father, 1003 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:49,394   but he's the only one             you've got.                   1004 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:50,695    ♪ ♪                           1005 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:54,999 - The world is a strange           and wonderful place.           1006 00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:57,101   - Yes, it is.                  1007 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,503    ♪ ♪                           1008 00:33:58,603 --> 00:33:59,971    Yes, it is.                   1009 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,472 - As much as it pains me           to admit it,                   1010 00:34:01,572 --> 00:34:03,941    LeBron is correct.            1011 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,911  It is customary for an           execution to take place today.  1012 00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:07,745   - Ha.                          1013 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,981  - But only one.                 1014 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:12,683   And according to this agenda,  1015 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,486  there are two prisoners            in custody.                   1016 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:19,490    Therefore, it is customary      and according to Council law,  1017 00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,325   the deacon chooses who dies.   1018 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,660   - No!                          1019 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,429    - Nice one, LeBron.           1020 00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:26,531   Screwed it up again.           1021 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,299  - Bring in the second prisoner. 1022 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:29,867 - [huffs]                          - Don't worry, I've got this.  1023 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,869    - I never asked you             to do me any favors.           1024 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,138    - Maybe thanking me             for saving your life           1025 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:36,941    in the last possible minute   would be a nice gesture.         1026 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:41,279  - Oh, Reginald,                    so young, so naive.           1027 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,781   Once you realize that you're     an unchanging entity           1028 00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,716    in an ever-changing world,    1029 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,719   you too will be free            to be your most authentic self  1030 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,289 and never have to change            for anyone.                   1031 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,024    - You know,                      I have some thoughts, but--   1032 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,359 oh, look,                        here comes the condemned.        1033 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:59,797    According to his testimony,   the prisoner was changed         1034 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:03,067   on his 87th birthday             by a stripper who his, quote,  1035 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,603  "stupid brother-in-law" thought    it would be funny to hire.    1036 00:35:05,703 --> 00:35:08,573  He chooses not to live           a life of a man                 1037 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:10,708   who's advanced in age          and decrepitude,                 1038 00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,677   a fate he sees as monstrous.   1039 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,846  - Then why didn't he just walk    into the sun?                  1040 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,915  [crowd gasping]                 Oh, stop.                        1041 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,383  all: [chanting]                    Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!   1042 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,719   - Yes, but what about Angela?  1043 00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:23,955    - The rules are very clear.   1044 00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,090    There will only be              one execution today.           1045 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,192 Besides,                         the vampire wants to die.        1046 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:31,262  Who are we to keep him           from his mercy?                 1047 00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:34,098    Maurice, as deacon,            will you grant                  1048 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:36,367    this vampire's wish            for the one true death?         1049 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,302  - Sure.                            - And as mandated,            1050 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:40,838  will you grant Angela's           request for freedom?           1051 00:35:40,938 --> 00:35:42,039    - Damn right I do.            1052 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,675  By the power vested in,            well, me...                   1053 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,177    [chuckles]                    1054 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,312  I hereby order                   the execution of, uh--          1055 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,614 [static buzzing]                 1056 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,282    Excuse me.                    1057 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,317    Excuse me,                     what's your name again?         1058 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,553  [ominous music]                 1059 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:57,155    [shackles clatter]              - What the--                   1060 00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,657    ♪ ♪                           1061 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:03,394 - I am Balestro.                 1062 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,364   [intense choral music]         1063 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:07,431    ♪ ♪                           1064 00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:09,133   - Oh, it--oh, it's--           1065 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:11,536 it's you,                          the--the guy from my dreams,   1066 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,704   the--the guy                      who set me on fire.           1067 00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:16,941    ♪ ♪                           1068 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:19,877   - Whew, on my first damn day?  1069 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:27,084    ♪ ♪                           1070 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,992   - I told you                      angels were coming.           1071 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:37,328 [b                               1072 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:37,361 [bir                             1073 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:37,395 [birds                           1074 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:37,428 [birds c                         1075 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:37,461 [birds chi                       1076 00:36:37,461 --> 00:36:37,495 [birds chirp                     1077 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:37,528 [birds chirpin                   1078 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,164 [birds chirping]                 1079 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,235   - You've been quiet.           1080 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:49,941 Watching someone feed for         the first time can be jarring.  1081 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,943  - No, it was--                  1082 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,578 it was beautiful.                1083 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:55,179    - Then why so glum?           1084 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:03,754 - You know, I'm athletic,        so I'm a little arrogant.        1085 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:06,357    I'm gorgeous, so of course     I always get the girl.          1086 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:07,625   I'm strong, so heaven forbid   1087 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,261   I ever actually show             my feelings.                   1088 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:12,663  - You don't have to be            any of those things.           1089 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,700    - Yeah, well, it's the life   I've been living.                1090 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,303 Playing a role with rules          in a society made up           1091 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:21,105    for people like me.           1092 00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:23,107  - Those rules can't be all bad. 1093 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:26,077  Blonds have been having          more fun since the Middle Ages. 1094 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,645  - It may look like that          on the outside,                 1095 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:31,415   but on the inside...           1096 00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,217    I've been getting smaller.    1097 00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:35,686   [contemplative music]          1098 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:37,054    And then I met you.           1099 00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:39,790  - Definitely not blond.         1100 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:42,126 - You live life according           to your own rules.            1101 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,662   I want that.                   1102 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,565 I wanna be quiet                    if I feel like being quiet.   1103 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:51,669  I wanna feel the things           that I feel.                   1104 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,471    ♪ ♪                           1105 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,006    I don't wanna hide anymore.   1106 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,340   I wanna kiss my friend again   1107 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,075    if I wanna                      kiss my friend again.          1108 00:37:58,175 --> 00:38:00,111  - I thought you forgot.         1109 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:05,082    ♪ ♪                           1110 00:38:05,182 --> 00:38:07,018  - Oh, damn it.                  1111 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,185   I-I'm sorry.                    I did it again.                 1112 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,287 I just jumped in.                1113 00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:11,389 I didn't even ask                your permission.                 1114 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:14,392    [soft bright music]           1115 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:21,632    ♪ ♪                           1116 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,742 I'm free.                        1117 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:34,211 I'm free!                        1118 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,314   - [chuckles]                   1119 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,082    I still don't think             you're ready though.           1120 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,483  - Come on, man.                 1121 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:40,951 Don't ruin a good moment.        1122 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,988   [indistinct chatter]           1123 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:47,158   - So?                          1124 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,360  - [sighs] Yeah.                 1125 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:54,031   - ♪ There's something            I was hiding ♪                 1126 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:56,967 - Um, so you can                 shape-shift, huh?                1127 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,203    - Would you like me            to turn into something for you? 1128 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:02,440   Anything but a clown.          1129 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,975  - I hear you do a swell          old next-door neighbor.         1130 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,243   - Ha!                          1131 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,713   He was great,                    some of my best work.          1132 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,381   - You were a terrible          checkers player.                 1133 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:11,982 - Was I?                          - Yeah.                         1134 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,885  - Or was I just letting you win in order to curry favor?         1135 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,320 Or was I letting you win           so that I might be able to--   1136 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,322  - Altus, focus.                 1137 00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:19,724  - Right, sorry.                 1138 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:24,061  I have ADID, Attention Deficit  Incubus Disorder.                1139 00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:25,863    [chuckling]                   1140 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,698   - Well, if that joke doesn't      prove you're a dad,           1141 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:29,567   nothing will.                  1142 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:31,902   Hey, if you can shape-shift,   can I do it too?                 1143 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:34,138    - Truth? Not sure.            1144 00:39:34,238 --> 00:39:37,208  Plus, it's more of a third wave  of puberty thing, so...         1145 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:38,642 - Third?                         1146 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:42,780   - But on the subject              of special skills, this...    1147 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,014 [imitates                         electricity crackling]          1148 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:47,918 With the fingers,                  that's not an incubus thing.   1149 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:50,187    - Mom, please don't tell me    you're a magical creature too.  1150 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,156  - Full-blooded human, promise.  1151 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:54,158 - But still very magical.        1152 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:55,526   - Oh.                          1153 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:57,928   - Then what's wrong with me?   1154 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,735   - There is absolutely nothing     wrong with you, baby girl.    1155 00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,304    An incubus                       and a human making a child,   1156 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,573 that's an impossibility.         1157 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,343    I believe you are something    altogether new.                 1158 00:40:12,443 --> 00:40:14,412  You're special.                 1159 00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:16,247  - Our miracle.                  1160 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,015  - Okay, guys, stop it.          1161 00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:19,250   [soft dramatic music]          1162 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,085   - She has your eyes.           1163 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,453    ♪ ♪                           1164 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:23,988    - Well, she has your heart.   1165 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,189 - Okay, stop it!                 1166 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,757    Seriously.                       Or I'm out of here.           1167 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:27,925 [whispers] Gross.                1168 00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:29,527 - And the fingers thing?         1169 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,962    ♪ ♪                           1170 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:33,330  - You didn't tell your mother?  1171 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,633  - God.                          1172 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:39,470   - Your face, this expression,  1173 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:42,206    it changed                     when you gazed at them.         1174 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,009    ♪ ♪                           1175 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,243    - Maybe I have magic, too.    1176 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,711  - Why?                          1177 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:50,514  - That's a very strange         question.                        1178 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,816    ♪ ♪                           1179 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:56,153    Um, this is                   what happiness looks like        1180 00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:58,622 when you're happy                for someone else.                1181 00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:01,425 There are many variations         of happiness in my experience.  1182 00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:05,463    ♪ ♪                           1183 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,398   - Thank you.                   1184 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:09,967  - Sure.                         1185 00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:12,303 - You petulant children.         1186 00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:13,737  You were given                    the gift of eternity,          1187 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:15,906    but you have failed            to do anything with it.         1188 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:18,676   - Other than become monsters,  isn't that right?                1189 00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,578    - In the beginning,            the world was divided.          1190 00:41:20,678 --> 00:41:23,714   Abel ruled the light           from whence came humans.         1191 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:27,017    Cain ruled the dark              from whence came vampires.    1192 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,653    While humans built a world       of discovery and invention,   1193 00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:32,456   vampires contributed nothing.  1194 00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,959   To this day,                    you're only interested          1195 00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,127   in satisfying                     your unholy thirst.           1196 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:41,499 Despite eternity,                  your lives amount to nothing.  1197 00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:43,567 And so to nothing                you shall return.                1198 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,603   - We have plans to fix that.   1199 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,705 - This failed experiment         we call vampires                 1200 00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:49,773  shall exist no longer.          1201 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:53,177    What was made by us              must now be unmade.           1202 00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:54,545  Listen closely.                 1203 00:41:54,645 --> 00:41:56,313 You have 30 days.                1204 00:41:56,413 --> 00:42:00,150   When the bell tolls midnight      on that day, I will return,   1205 00:42:00,251 --> 00:42:04,188 and every vampire                  in this earthly realm will be  1206 00:42:04,288 --> 00:42:06,123   exterminated.                  1207 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,594    [building rumbling,            glass shatters]                 1208 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:12,863 - What happened?                 1209 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,332    - Well, good news,             I'm not crazy.                  1210 00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:17,067  My dreams were in fact            premonition.                   1211 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,202    - Bad news?                   1212 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:19,937 - We have 30 days                1213 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:23,107    until that angel comes back      and kills every one of us.    1214 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,975  [ominous music]                 1215 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:26,377    - I hate deadlines.           1216 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:30,714    ♪ ♪                           1217 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:36,353     - ♪ My, my, my, m-my, my,        m-my, my, my angel lover ♪   1218 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:41,191  ♪ My, my, my, m-my, my,             m-my, my, my angel lover ♪   1219 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:45,829   ♪ My, my, my, m-my, my, m-my,     my, my angel lover ♪          1220 00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:48,566     ♪ My angel lover ♪           1221 00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:53,337   ♪ Oh, my angel lover ♪         1222 00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:55,372   ♪ Oh ♪                         1223 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:59,977  ♪ My, my, my, m-my, my,             m-my, my, my angel lover ♪